Sorry, that was a really strained metaphor inspired by Oracle and Sun’s announcement this morning that the Java Programming Language will soon be under the direct control of one of the most money-grubbing companies on the planet (at least in my limited experience with them – that would be Oracle).

Sun is going bye-bye. That would be the “Sky at Night” part.

Looks like it may finally be time to go full-on Ruby. That’s the “Red” part.

Like I said. Strained.